Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.
A few days later he got this reply:




Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks
Bill Gates.



Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference :
"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai."
Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued...... "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.



Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet ----- aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.
No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
Bill Gates. ---- Tohar Bilva.
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It was the Day for Santa Singh when he has cleared 12 questions out of 15. He was so excited that he already won 12.5Lakhs.

AB broke the silence "Here is the 13th question for 25 Lakhs Mr Santa"

Q : Who is father of Abhisek Bachchan
aapka ooption hai -
A) Amitabh Bachchan, B) Dharmendra, C) Amjad Khan [Gabbar], D) Sanjeev Kumar

Santa was surprised as well as confused............

AB - aapke paas sirf do lifeline hai 50-50 and phone-a-friend. Agar aap chahe toh lifeline use kar sakte hain.
Santa - I think the answer is 'A', but I am not sure......

AB - () abhi aap kya karna chahenge.....
Santa - I would lke to use 50-50 option
AB - OK computerji, 2 galat javab mita dijiye please....

Computer deleted 2 names and following were left on screen
B) Dharmendra, C) Amjad Khan [Gabbar]

Now AB gets confused and thought whether Computer is showing wrong options
Santa was more confused as the guessed answer disappeared

Santa - Sir I would like to use the last lifeline phone-a-friend
AB - OK, Kisse baat karna chahenge aap
Santa - Main aapka misses Jayaji se baat karna chahunga
AB was so thrilled to listen and Call was connected to Jayaji.

Santa - Jayaji I am on hot seat of KBC, I need to know the answer of a question from you. Who is father of Abhisek Bachchan ?

Listening the answer from Jayaji both AB and Santa gone faint

Guess what she replied.....
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Options Kya Hai"
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World Famous Magicians

Three world famous magicians were in the bar drinking and boasting of their achievements.

The first one said," During my latest show, I made three women from the audience disappear, it was so convincing that their relatives started panicking, no one could find the trick"

The second one said, " Hey, that is nothing, during one of my open air shows I made the Municipality building disappear and the entire town was searching for it"

The third one sighed and said," Both of you are so local, I went to Paris and made the Eiffel Tower disappear for a full one hour, it was live on the TV, entire France was searching for the building & no one had a clue".

Just then an Indian walked into the bar and the three magicians suddenly turned quiet, gave each other fugitive glances and started to slip towards the door.

A Bartender watching this got curious and asked one of the magicians, "Hey what happened ? Who is that guy ? "

One of the magicians whispered, "He is the World's greatest magician, he has done the biggest disappearing trick of all times, we are all mere amateurs compared with what he has done. His name is Ramalinga Raju. He has made USD 1.5 billion disappear from his company's balance sheet in front of everyone's eyes, and the entire world is still looking for it "